Archive for February, 2006

do you

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

remember that bit where i said it wasn’t our house? in the middle of our street?

it is about to become important.

i need to get out of this country. i’ll feel better when i do.

chelsea just got spanked

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

it was wonderful. three counterattacks by middlesborough, awful defending from ricardo carvalho, three sucker punches to a sleepy chelsea side, and it ends 3-0. the bookies had boro at 7-1 odds to win. and then boro was like, fuck you, stupid bookies.

west bromwich albion also took a beating at my favorite london club just down the road from chelsea’s ground, fulham. it’s a beautiful, tiny ground, craven cottage. the ground has a nice view of the thames. the stadium is tucked away in a quiet residential neighborhood, near bishop’s park. (or in it? i am unclear on this.) and i wish i was at that match–it ended 6-1, with a hat trick from heidar helguson, two from collins john, and another from radzinski, to chants of “easy, easy, easy,” and “we want six.”

ten million dollars

Friday, February 10th, 2006

if i ever make this much post-tax

then all i have to do is put it in the bank

and then i get 10,000,000 x .03 = 300,000 a year less tax from the interest.

then all i have to do

is help people

is it really that easy? it doesn’t seem like it, even with all that money.